February 2012
tyleroakley:
gleefah:
The God Squad:
The Gay Squad:
The Worst Characters Squad:
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Why does Emporio Armani look so much like Chanel...
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Fat people are just ruining my life you guys.
Yes i’m topical, and i went there.
Nick on Usher.
Me: "You know what I hate? People who sing and dance like Usher."
Nick: "You know who I hate? Usher. What a douche. He, like, writes the soundtracks to the lives of gross people."
Me: "How so? I don't like most RnB."
Nick: "I just associate that O.M.G. song with the losers who go to Marquee and that whole crowd. That's tangerine t-shirt dress from supre that blends into my fake tan and 8 inch patterned black heel music."
Me: "... Good call."
...I actually said patent black heels DON'T MISQUOTE ME
Who you're friends with is crucial in the...
dirtywixsonsecrets:
You got your freshmen
Preps
J.V. Jocks
Asian nerds
Cool Asians
Varsity Jocks
Unfriendly Black Hotties
Girls who eat their feelings
Girls who don’t eat anything
Desperate wannabees
Burnouts
Sexually active band geeks
The best people you will ever meet
And the worst…
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS
