BEAUTY'S WHERE YOU FIND IT

So cold. And this iphone filter isn’t even a little convincing.

…yes it’s 1am on a saturday, a social life is for the weak.

Faaashion is draping yourself in fur and diamantes and pretending you’re on a poster for The Voice.

This photo pretty much sums up my life.

Also i drunkenly finger plastic floral arrangements

Some people get drunk and stagger around with their vadge hanging out. I get drunk and Vogue

WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME! You have to admit for an insult that’s pretty flattering

*sigh* oh the gay community.

x

lit-er-ate:

So this is that awkward moment where I post photos of my friends without their permission, but Reasons Why I Hate Nick: He manages to look like a homme model at 3:30 in the morning whereas I end up looking like a cracked-out coke whore. The line between the two is very difficult to define, though.

GOD, i’m such a babe

look, for a minute i thought i was on Friends.

better photo me mum took :P

Open bar. that’s all

Just chillin’ in wardrobe